Oswalius
Surgeon
A true 2D spessman
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Post by Oswalius on Nov 15, 2013 3:41:20 GMT
Second verse, same as the first.
GOGOGO!
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Oswalius
Surgeon
A true 2D spessman
Posts: 93
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Post by Oswalius on Nov 15, 2013 3:42:08 GMT
When Kayla Aubury ended up with a nasty disease the round after hooking up with Aaron Tool
OOC: Oswald.the.Awesome: GODDAMNIT TOOL
OOC: MrImATool: WAt
OOC: MrImATool: I just get hit on all the time! I can't help it!
OOC: Oswald.the.Awesome: YOU GAVE KAYLA SPACE AIDS
OOC: Nightmare 00: HAHAHAHAHAHA
OOC: Somekindofpony: HAHAHA
OOC: Iceni: lmao
OOC: Nightmare 00: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOC: Shadowdamon: Hahaha
OOC: Tuiee: HUE
OOC: MrImATool: XD
OOC: Somekindofpony: Hot
OOC: Kholdstare34: Please tell me it's literally called "Space AIDS"
OOC: MrImATool: >.<
OOC: MrImATool: YUP
OOC: Iceni: Wait . . .Does that mean . . . Oh god, poor Dasheva!
OOC: MrImATool: But if he gave it to Kayla...
OOC: MrImATool: And kim....
OOC: MrImATool: And janet...
OOC: Iceni: But more importantly Dasheva!
OOC: Nightmare 00: Whelp.
OOC: Tuiee: Oh shit, half the staff is riddled with the stuff, too...
OOC: Iceni: I'm an asshole . .
OOC: MrImATool: >.<
OOC: Iceni: I just found out that I'm a sexist asshole too.
OOC: Tuiee: Thanks Tool, you ratchet hoe.
OOC: Nightmare 00: I think somehow someway that would mean that alot more people would have it now
OOC: Nightmare 00: Good job tool
OOC: Nightmare 00: G fucking J
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F_sphere
Retired Admin
I'm not back. jk.
Posts: 495
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Post by F_sphere on Nov 15, 2013 21:45:12 GMT
When Kayla Aubury ended up with a nasty disease the round after hooking up with Aaron Tool -shnip- Valentina got out at the right time! |
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Nov 17, 2013 1:22:46 GMT
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Omnivac
Tertiary Admin 
A danger to himself and others
Whoa fellas, no need for batons...
Posts: 28
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Post by Omnivac on Nov 18, 2013 8:28:27 GMT
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farcry11
Moderator 
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Nov 20, 2013 15:24:39 GMT
Are you guys saying larva can't be heads of staff? Fukken rassists
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Nov 21, 2013 3:35:22 GMT
So I got in a fight with Leore's character, Liam Wesley, as librarian Dean. As you all know, Dean is a master of the art of fighting, and really banged Liam up. Here's my favorite log from the fight...
Dean Sinclair has punched Liam Wesley!
Liam Wesley exclaims, "S-stay down!"
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Liam Wesley.
Liam Wesley screams!
Liam Wesley exclaims, "AAAAAAAGH!"
Dean Sinclair says, "Nah..."
Dean Sinclair asks, "You feel that?"
Liam Wesley exclaims, "YOU BROKE MY COCK!"
Liam Wesley has punched Dean Sinclair!
Dear god, the pain!
Dean Sinclair, breaker of cocks.
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Leore
Tertiary Admin
Posts: 158
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Post by Leore on Nov 21, 2013 4:34:57 GMT
Something feels like it shattered in your groin!
Liam Wesley screams!
Liam Wesley exclaims, "AAAAAAAGH!"
Dean Sinclair says, "Nah..."
Dean Sinclair asks, "You feel that?"
Liam Wesley exclaims, "YOU BROKE MY COCK!"
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TimLynn
Lore Master 
"Theres only one way to settle this, lets get a lion high off its tits" - Skype 31JAN2014
Posts: 184
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Post by TimLynn on Dec 9, 2013 21:10:23 GMT
I just killed a blob with a claymoor, in chris's words I win everything
David Riden fires the laser gun!
David Riden fires the laser gun!
Yorrick Lagrange is hit by the laser in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
John Galt [145.9] says, " I did not think we had space-odin's favor."
David Riden fires the laser gun!
Yorrick Lagrange is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the energy gun!
You fire the energy gun!
Walker Evans [145.9] says, " He is merciful."
OOC: FaithSkirata: Then it's best to go for the easier jobs, usually involving service. While you're bored because the hunger rate is fucked and the chef has nothing to do, you can read up on the basics on the other jobs.
David Riden fires the laser gun!
Yorrick Lagrange is hit by the laser in the chest!
Your chest hurts badly.
Walker Evans [145.9] says, " I have been praying."
David Riden fires the laser gun!
You put the the energy gun into the security backpack.
David Riden fires the laser gun!
David Riden fires the laser gun!
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
Yorrick Lagrange has thrown the flashbang.
Dear god, the pain!
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
Yorrick Lagrange has thrown the flashbang.
BANG
John Galt [145.9] says, " Im glad there's no oxygen in here"
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
BANG
Yorrick Lagrange has thrown the flashbang.
BANG
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
Yorrick Lagrange has thrown the flashbang.
BANG
John Galt [145.9] says, " It would be nice if the crew could stop opening doors to vaccums."
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
Yorrick Lagrange has thrown the flashbang.
OOC: FaithSkirata: Construction recipes for engineers, Space Law and standard operating procedure for security, chemical treatments for medical, all that.
BANG
David Riden activates the flare.
The blob core has been attacked with the claymore by Yorrick Lagrange.
The strong blob has been attacked with the flare by David Riden.
The strong blob has been attacked with the flare by David Riden.
OOC: Dudeforevar: I dont even why this reminds me of /co/
David Riden [Security] says, "Core destroyed"
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witt
Moderator
The Banker
Posts: 238
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Post by witt on Jan 25, 2014 20:11:56 GMT
The Day Rock lost his Manhood.
Jace Evans [Engineering] says, "Yes, go apply a wrench to Warden Rock at a high velocity.""
M_AI [Engineering] states, "Proceeding."
M_AI [Engineering] queries, "Any prefered area of impact?"
Jonas Cox [Engineering] says, "G- groin?"
M_AI [Engineering] states, "Proceeding."
Jace Evans [Engineering] says, "What?"
M_AI [Engineering] states, "Orders complete."
Phoenix Rock has been whacked in the groin with wrench by M_AI!
Phoenix Rock says, "Er."
Phoenix Rock says, "WHAT>"
Derrick Rosensteel says, "Little bit of Kahlua, you idio-"
Phoenix Rock says, "WHAT!?" |
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Jan 26, 2014 1:38:22 GMT
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Jan 27, 2014 19:36:24 GMT
Rusty confirmed for OP Kraken.
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witt
Moderator
The Banker
Posts: 238
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Post by witt on Feb 12, 2014 3:45:26 GMT
Carlos Cortez says, "..." Carlos Cortez says, "They must think I'm stupid." Carlos Cortez says, "Well jokes on them." Carlos Cortez says, "I am."
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Post by Casperf1 on Feb 13, 2014 21:00:34 GMT
Some more Echotango/Carlos for you. |
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marxism
Barman
Red is the color of the state.
Posts: 12
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Post by marxism on Feb 13, 2014 23:43:51 GMT
I no longer have the gyazo link for it, but I recall a scene where Carlos was stating how everyone on the station thought he was dumb/stupid to which he then said that "jokes on them, because I am".
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Feb 14, 2014 23:07:42 GMT
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Feb 14, 2014 23:09:33 GMT
Drayke Vallius [Security] says, "SIr, they spaced themselves!"
Conrad Ember [Security] says, "Very good."
Conrad Ember [Security] says, "Natural selection wins out once again."
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Feb 15, 2014 1:42:34 GMT
Drayke and Conrad are an effective team, even if Drayke is SSD for the entire round. Takes blames and doesn't afraid.
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Post by pkisbest on Feb 15, 2014 9:57:21 GMT
Engineering happened...http://gyazo.com/9bc43798ebed9808c460e67bfca6a9ed
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Post by Casperf1 on Feb 22, 2014 2:52:49 GMT
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