skop
Chief Engineer
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Post by skop on Mar 22, 2014 5:42:22 GMT
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Hawk Silverstone reporting!" Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Aah..." Phoenix Rock [Security] says, "Uh..." Phoenix Rock [Security] says, "No?" Jade Pone [Security] says, "Are you in medbay?" Jade Pone says, "Are you in medbay?" Tarkis Enlile says, "Christ." Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "No...I'm...in...the dorms." Jade Pone [Security] says, "Have fun" Jade Pone says, "Have fun" Tarkis Enlile buckles in! Jade Pone says, "BORS." B.O.R.S. queries, "Yes?" Jade Pone says, "The station is pressurised, right?" B.O.R.S. states, "Correct." Jade Pone says, "Good" Jade Pone [Security] says, "Hawk, the station is mostly depressurised, stay in there" Jade Pone says, "Hawk, the station is mostly depressurised, stay in there" Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "I missed the shuttle-" Hector Brownstone [Security] says, "Phew" Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "..fun." B.O.R.S. states, "All alarms display fine." Hector Brownstone [Security] says, "Well...at least yer' safe!" Jade Pone [Security] says, "Yeah, so stay wherever you are if there is air" Jade Pone says, "Yeah, so stay wherever you are if there is air" Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Getting EVA" Jade Pone [Security] says, "No, that place is breached too dammit" Jade Pone says, "No, that place is breached too dammit" Tarkis Enlile says, "I don't understand why CentCom threatens us about our pay when they don't let us buy anything good." Jade Pone says, "Heh....never saw it coming..." Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "It's not."
Tanya making Jade say bad things to poor hawk :<
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Post by pkisbest on Mar 28, 2014 11:22:22 GMT
Not really a IC event buuuuut I felt it necessary. Don't look at in unless you feel like dying of pain gyazo.com/e4c1522c19f1b19f47d8fb0db22e5555EDIT: Got a worse one just after Round trip ping-pong took 2.9e+002 seconds.
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Mar 28, 2014 20:08:08 GMT
Anatoly Kreshnov says, "Back up." Anatoly Kreshnov says, "No touching the lock." A red light flashes. The crate's anti-tamper system activates! DEAD: OSI-154 says, "And remember! Laser cannon is now a two-handed--" Anatoly Kreshnov says, "..." Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: loco DEAD: OSI-154 says, "You touched the loooock!" LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: DAFUQ LOOC: Tuiee: YOU FUCKER LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT DEAD: Andre Fisher says, "Uhoh. I heard a boom" LOOC: Tuiee: I SAID NO TOUCHING LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: TUIEE LOOC: DuckDuckNoose: You blew up the loot! LOOC: Tuiee: YOU FUCKING FUCKFACED MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF FUCKERY LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: TUIEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT You put the ID into PDA-Cristof Marmeladov (Head of Security)'s slot. Anatoly Kreshnov heavily sighs and leans back on the table. Anatoly Kreshnov says, "Touched the lock." LOOC: Tuiee: IT WAS LOOT Cristof Marmeladov says, "What the fuck was that?" LOOC: Tuiee: NOW IT'S GONEW LOOC: Tuiee: AHHHHH LOOC: DuckDuckNoose: Forever! LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: WHY THE FUCK DOES THE LOCK DO THAT LOOC: Tuiee: BECAUSE FUCK YOU LOOC: Tuiee: THAT'S WHY LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: IT HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE LOOC: Sgtsammac: Ummm? LOOC: Tuiee: AHHHHHHHH
LOOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: HUE MOD: Rusty Sh4ckleford/(Cristof Marmeladov) (JMP): tuiee MOD: Rusty Sh4ckleford/(Cristof Marmeladov) (JMP): I'm sorreh MOD: Rusty Sh4ckleford/(Cristof Marmeladov) (JMP): I didn't know that crates did that. LOOC: Tuiee: ;~; MOD: Tuiee/(Anatoly Kreshnov) (JMP): It's okay. MOD: Tuiee/(Anatoly Kreshnov) (JMP): I just have to skin you alive, then we'll be even.
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Mar 29, 2014 21:19:45 GMT
I really hope that was not the round I got Tuiee all the 'prises.
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Apr 13, 2014 22:06:31 GMT
OOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: Martin Luther Assistant - "I have a dream, that one day my children will not be judged by the color of their jumpsuits..."
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Post by pkisbest on Apr 13, 2014 22:10:09 GMT
OOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: Martin Luther Assistant - "I have a dream, that one day my children will not be judged by the color of their jumpsuits..." This
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Post by nebulaflare on Apr 14, 2014 4:57:17 GMT
Hannibal Akin says, "Do I need to get a straight jacket?" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "NO!" Hawk Silverstone says, "Maybe.." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "FUCK THAT" Hannibal Akin says, "I'll be back." Hawk Silverstone says, "I can't leave you for 10 seconds.." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I don't deserve any of this" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I just want to go home!" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Let me go home!" Hawk Silverstone sighs Unknown cries. Hawk Silverstone enunciates, "I don't understand civilians.." Hawk Silverstone stares him down in slight annoyance, with tired eyes. Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Of all people" Hawk Silverstone says, "All you had to do was sit in the brig for 10 minutes. Is that so hard?" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I should be annoyed" Hannibal Akin [145.9] says, "I'm putting you under as having hypersychotic episodes of rage, untill further examination." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Yes because I had important fucking work" Hawk Silverstone says, "It was 10 minutes!" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "10" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Long" Hawk Silverstone says, "I gave you the shortest sentence possible!" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Fucking" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Minutes" Hawk Silverstone facepalms. "I give up." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "No 1 minute is short" Hawk Silverstone says, "There is no crime in space law that's 1 minute!" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "HELL LETTING ME OFF WITH A WARNING" Hawk Silverstone frowns, opens his mouth, closes it, then sighs. Hawk Silverstone says, "Ugh.." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "This was my first offense" Hawk Silverstone enunciates, "Shoot me now." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Now let me go home" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Now" Hannibal Akin says, "You are a danger to everyone around you, it seems, I'm afraid I can't concur with that." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I've served more then my time" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "What?" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "You think all I want to do I hurt people?" Hawk Silverstone says, "Your...medical now." Hawk Silverstone says, "Not security." Hawk Silverstone says, "I'm handing you over. To them." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I just want to go home" Hannibal Akin says, "No, but you have highly dangerous anger issues" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "My god they'll just cut me up" Hawk Silverstone says, "They won't cut you up.." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Are you seriously going to give me to them?" Hawk Silverstone says, "And if the ydo, I'll taser them myself.."
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Hannibal Akin says, "I will concur to letting him off with a warning, but please, keep tabs on him, if he acts up again, we will need to detain him and then study his brain for any mental issues." Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Just let me go home you won" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "You wont hear from me" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Or of me" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I just want to finish my mechs" Hawk Silverstone says, "Are you sure...?" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "And repair my robots" Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Yes!" Hawk Silverstone sighs. Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "Positive!" Hawk Silverstone says, "Doctor?" Hannibal Akin says, "Yes?" Hawk Silverstone says, "Let him go..?" Hawk Silverstone says, "Alright then..." Hawk Silverstone is trying to unhandcuff Unknown! Nicholas Willard (as Unknown) says, "I have borgs to make people to save!" Hannibal Akin says, "Yes, but keep an eye on him."
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Lysanuh Dilgan [Security] says, "That wasn't the issue. Also, the robotech is still set to arrest" Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Oops.." Nicholas Willard [145.9] says, "Officer!" Nicholas Willard [145.9] says, "Your fucking beepsky!" Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "Sorry!!" Nicholas Willard [145.9] says, "You have to be shitting me!" Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "Really, really, REALLY sorry!" Nicholas Willard [145.9] says, "Not two feet from my enterance!" Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "I forgot to set him off...I'm sorry...that was my bad.."
No wonder everyone's stressed.
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Apr 18, 2014 22:14:59 GMT
OOC: Moom241: I honestly never expected to hear the words "fetus cannon" more than once in my life... OOC: Meowykins: That's another term for vagina.
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Post by Skull132 on Apr 22, 2014 14:37:15 GMT
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Post by nebulaflare on Apr 22, 2014 17:09:45 GMT
Rose Watson (as Rosie Thorns) says, "I'm sure you have your own inner demon? - And yes Thorns, sometimes you are a demon, now shut up in the back of my head..." Epic win, right there.
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Post by forgottentraveller on Apr 29, 2014 7:09:55 GMT
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Post by Skull132 on Apr 29, 2014 7:31:02 GMT
FT, that is glorious. Simply that.
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Post by mitzee on Apr 29, 2014 7:45:39 GMT
I don't see anything...
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Post by forgottentraveller on Apr 29, 2014 8:29:40 GMT
the damn picture code is bugged there is a link instead.
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Post by nebulaflare on Apr 29, 2014 21:21:27 GMT
Anna Rose and Angel McCoy (Who we all know is really Rose Watson) Are mopping the floor.
Angel: Okay! Now is it cleaned?
Anna: Oh..you missed a spot.
Angel: *looks around* ...what? Where?
Anna: *points to the floor tile Angel is standing on*
Angel: ...Oh. *begins mopping it up*
Talon Keir (Whom we all know is Crimson) walks past, contemplatively watching the two Roses as he passes by. Then he steps into a puddle and slips on the floor!
Talon: *smacks into the floor*
Angel: *turns around* Ah.. *reaches down and offers him a hand to help him up*
Talon: *sighs, taking the hand and getting back on his feet*
Angel: *speaks in gutter* [If it makes you feel better, I slipped earlier-]
*another random person slips and smacks in the floor!*
Talon: *looks at the puddle's newest victim* [It didn't. THAT did.]
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lk600
Head Of Security
Procrastinator by trade...
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Post by lk600 on Apr 29, 2014 21:27:23 GMT
Thank god you don't have Anna as a Janitor... everything will look dirty to her... must clean everything. Wet floors everywhere, chaos as the crew all slip up over each other X3
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Apr 29, 2014 21:55:45 GMT
I saw that wet floor in the nick of time, so I was able to switch to walking while Jennifer fell on her face. Hue.
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Post by nebulaflare on May 4, 2014 17:15:10 GMT
Them: Hi Hawk! You should probably go to the bar to celibrate Jacob not being dead! You: But I can't drink.. Them: Yay! You wrote something! I have cake, yay! You: You: ((DAMMIT!! I forgot I'm illiterate!! XD)) Them: ((HAH.))
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skop
Chief Engineer
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Post by skop on May 8, 2014 1:35:25 GMT
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Post by Casperf1 on May 14, 2014 14:25:23 GMT
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