Funny Quotes, Events, and Stories 2: Obligatory Boogaloo

Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Um...ma'am? Which engineer do you want me to question?"
Lysanuh Dilgan [Security] says, "I believe she meant Allyra, the one who led us to him."
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "I'll go speak to her."
Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "Miss Pone? Are you available?"
Allyra Pone [145.9] says, "Hi"
Allyra Pone [145.9] says, "I am standing here"
Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "Um..where is 'here'?"
Allyra Pone [145.9] says, "It is a floor"
Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "...okay..."
Hawk Silverstone [145.9] says, "Can you tell me where the floor is on the station?"
Allyra Pone stares at Selvion
Reyvin Johannson says, "But i was on the spot"
Allyra Pone says, "Hi"
Reyvin Johannson says, "I didn't have them on my"
Allyra Pone nods and stares at Selvion more
Hawk Silverstone says, "Hello."
Selvion Renworth frowns a little, his eyes whirring under his sunglasses.
Hawk Silverstone gives a quick glance at Selvion, then darts his eyes back to Pone.
Allyra Pone says, "Hi"
Allyra Pone nods.
Hawk Silverstone says, "Um...hello."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Pone?"
Allyra Pone nods.
Allyra Pone says, "Okay."
Allyra Pone says, "Hi"
Allyra Pone nods.
Lysanuh Dilgan [Security] says, "Adrianna, are you alright?"
Hawk Silverstone says, "Uh...Hello."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Um.."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Pone?"
Allyra Pone says, "Hi"
Allyra Pone nods.
Hawk Silverstone says, "Could you tell me what happened-"
Allyra Pone says, "Okay."
Hawk Silverstone blinks.
Allyra Pone says, "The room caught on fire"
Allyra Pone says, "And I ran"
Allyra Pone nods.
Hawk Silverstone says, "...which room?"
Allyra Pone says, "The tunnel room"
Allyra Pone nods.
Walter Muggins says, "Its true i was there"
Hawk Silverstone says, "Tunnel room...behind the...bar?"
Allyra Pone nods.
Allyra Pone says, "It was bad"
Allyra Pone says, "It would make food if he was there."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Do you know who started the fire...?"
Allyra Pone nods and points at Selvion
Allyra Pone blinks
Allyra Pone says, "I saw a fire and ran"
Allyra Pone nods.
LOOC: Somekindofpony: muggins looks so bored xD
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "...I think I need assistance with questioning Pone."
Walter Muggins says, "Yknow..."
LOOC: Blithering: XD yap
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "I don't understand what she's....saying."
LOOC: NebulaFlare: oh gosh, laughing so hard right now.
LOOC: Somekindofpony: woo
Adrianna Cross [Security] says, "H-Head wound... no good... bla-...blacking out..."
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Miss Cross?!"
Allyra Pone stares at the back of Selvion's neck and saliviates slightly
Selvion Renworth slowly turns around.
Hawk Silverstone looks over at Pone, suddenly creeped out.
Walter Muggins says, "My backpack caught fire."
Allyra Pone says, "I caught fire"
Allyra Pone nods.
Selvion Renworth says, "I'm sorry to hear that, Ms. Pone."
Allyra Pone stares at Selvion more, imaginining him on fire
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "...Are vampires real? No, right?"
Allyra Pone SALIVIATES MORE
Walter Muggins continues sliding the janicart back and forth, making engine noises under his breath.
Selvion Renworth says, "Are you.. alright?"
Hawk Silverstone slowly feels the stun baton in his belt, making sure it's there.
Allyra Pone nods.
Allyra Pone says, "You are good."
Selvion Renworth clears his throat a little.
Hawk Silverstone fingers the baton and keeps his eyes on Pone.
Allyra Pone spins to hawk and stares
Allyra Pone says, "Hi"
Allyra Pone nods.
Hawk Silverstone says, "...Hello."
Allyra Pone says, "Okay i will go"
Allyra Pone nods.
Lysanuh Dilgan [Security] says, "Silverstone."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Um..."
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "I - uh...ehm..aah...Yes sir?"
Selvion Renworth says, "Was she... salivating?"
Hawk Silverstone says, "Yes, Sir."
Lysanuh Dilgan [Security] says, "Can you bring Adrianna to the brig asap, I can't. Please hurry, she's in teh bar."
Hawk Silverstone [Security] says, "Yes sir."
Selvion Renworth says, "How..."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Yes sir."
Selvion Renworth says, "How odd."
Hawk Silverstone says, "Excuse me, captain."

Meanwhile, in one of the Aurora Skype Chats...

(Rory Cooper changed the conversation topic to "Sexual Irishmen V: Bangers and Mash".)

Rory Cooper: "I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus."

Ok, so you know how Miyako is always murdering pun pun? Well, one incident...

(not exactly word for word, but you'll get the gist of it)

Hawk: *watching Miyako drag pun pun around the bar* ...Miiyakooo *warningly* If you kill him again...I have to arrest - no!

Miyako: *stuffs pun pun down disposals and flushes him*

Hawk: *groans and takes out the cuffs* ...why do you have to do that...(last time I had to chase you halfway around the station...why...)

Eliza: Miyako! Why did you kill pun pun again?! *que severe scolding*

Hawk: *watching quietly, debating if he should arrest Miyako again or not* ...actually...getting scolded by the CMO is enough punishment...

Miyako: *cries and gets all depressed, walks out. Five minutes later, she spaces herself*

Eliza: Miyako!! *jumps out the airlock after her, getting her lungs crushed, but manages to drag her back in*

Hawk: *arrives in time, with a hardsuit in hand* (Why?! Why did the CMO go out after her?! I have a hardsuit!!)

CMO: She's dead...and..I'm...fading fast... *collapses*

Hawk: *grabs CMO and rushes her to medbay* ...Dammit all...power is going out too...why now?!

Adrianna: *comes to medbay, operates on the CMO* Eliza will be fine...but Miyako...without power, we can't clone her with the pods.

Eliza: There is a way to clone her, but we need space carp.

Lysanuh: Okay. *jumps out into EVA with hardsuit and baton*

Hawk: *comes back after putting away his EVA gear from earlier, when he planned to grab Miyako* Uh..so...come again? You need us to go and hunt carp... *sighs and trudges back to EVA room to regear*

Adrianna: Hawk! You watch Dilgan's back! Okay?

Hawk: I will ma'am! Even if...he already jumped off the station and I have no idea where he is...*sees taser fire in the distance* ...oh. He's there.

Lysanuh: I got attacked by three carp! I'm hurt...and floating off into space.

Hawk: ...crud. *watches a carp swimming/flying/floating toward him* Alright! Here fishy! *pulls out baton*

Adrianna: WHAT?! Dilgan, you got spaced?!

Lysanuh: *no answer*

Hawk: AAAAAH!!! *knocked over by the carp, trapped, getting eaten alive* ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!!! *bashes carp head* Get off me!!

Carp: *dies*

Hawk: *limps back onto the station, dragging the carp* ...pain...so...much pain...the thing knocked me down and I got caught!

Eliza: *comes over, bandaging Hawk's wounds* well, that's the last of the carp we need. We can clone Miyako! *runs back to medbay*

Lysanuh: I'm fine! I can make my way back to the station. I'll see you all soon.

Adrianna: *weeps in relief*

Miyako: *whining on the medbay floor as Eliza administers medicine* There...you should be good now...take it easy, okay?

Hawk: *puts the EVA gear away, and trudges down the dark hallway with a small flashlight* ...I should have just arrested Miyako in the first place...then none of this would have happened...

Hawk: *freezes as he hears a small chimper* ..what was that? *shines flashlight into the darkness*

Looc Nebula: GUYS. GUESS WHAT I FOUND. GHOST TO ME!!!

Looc Meow: ...what?

Looc Nightmare: ...Pun pun is alive and well.

Looc Meow: ...Are you kidding me?!

Hawk: *stares at the monkey happily playing around* ...So you survived. And Miyako died. Well...poetic justice.

Hawk: *goes over and sits next to Miyako in the dark* ...you make so much trouble, little Tajaran...

Lysanuh, Adrianna, and Eliza: *come around and sits as well, exhausted, ready to continue the lunch party they were having earlier*

Hawk: Well.. *holds up the cast around his hand, where the carp broke his bones* ..battle wound, right? heh.

Miyako: *gets up and walks out the room*

Lysanuh: ...I'll jump into a school of carp for anyone, but when they won't even sit down for drinks afterwards? Ouch...

Hawk: ...I hope she doesn't space herself again...

*everyone looks at each other, partly wanting to scold Miyako. Soon they realize that may make her depressed enough to jump out an airlock again, and simply return to their drinks*

puu.sh/7nP2Z.png because I can't do what rusty did

OOC: VoltageHero: Hey guys.
OOC: F_sphere: Hey!
OOC: VoltageHero: I literally almost just got choked, eating food.
OOC: F_sphere: So chew it next time.
OOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: No, don't chew next time
OOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: Put bits of glass in it
OOC: VoltageHero: K.
OOC: MrImATool: Eww it's R-
OOC: VoltageHero: That sounds good.
OOC: Rusty Sh4ckleford: Helps it go down
OOC: F_sphere: Allow Rusty to push it down your throat with tentacles.

*Walks into Brig as Security Borg and spots female warden.*
S.E.R.G.E.A.N.T. declares, "Female units in security devision! Whatever will Uncle Sam do next!"

Bearing in mind "S.E.R.G.E.A.N.T" Is a little joke of mine based on the military bots in Fallout.

This is our playerbase and not me. I cry at the vox who caused this.

I saw. I was a Vox and went on a quest to find his body and return him to 'Mr Captain'. Long story short, we all got shot.