TimLynn
Lore Master
"Theres only one way to settle this, lets get a lion high off its tits" - Skype 31JAN2014
Posts: 184
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Post by TimLynn on Oct 19, 2013 21:54:14 GMT
The name says it all, go people go!
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Post by Skull132 on Oct 19, 2013 21:56:44 GMT
It will probably get out punched straight to Earth and back, but...
Jack Mccune asks, "So are you married ?"
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F_sphere
Retired Admin
I'm not back. jk.
Posts: 495
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Post by F_sphere on Oct 19, 2013 21:56:48 GMT
Is that a bicycle horn? Because we need to stop clowning around!
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TimLynn
Lore Master
"Theres only one way to settle this, lets get a lion high off its tits" - Skype 31JAN2014
Posts: 184
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Post by TimLynn on Oct 19, 2013 22:03:28 GMT
Is that a welder in your pockets? because your on fire!
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gollee
Lore Master
I write things
Posts: 828
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Post by gollee on Oct 19, 2013 23:11:57 GMT
"So... is this the point where I declare my undying love for you?" First thing Gordon said to Inis on apollo, she threatened to space him, he only get her to talk to him after promising to get her some Lipozine after a borg made everyone fat
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Oct 21, 2013 14:43:26 GMT
"Is that a lit stun baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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Chaznoodles
Moderator
Broodhost
Syndicate CEO
Posts: 198
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Post by Chaznoodles on Oct 21, 2013 16:02:33 GMT
"I'd griff those George Melons."
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Dr. Carver
Donator
"It takes surgical precision to sever a jugular before they notice" -Agent Darko, Senior Field Agent
Posts: 280
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Post by Dr. Carver on Oct 21, 2013 19:32:51 GMT
"Are you an escape pod? Cause I'd like to be inside you for two minutes" or "Are you a singularity? Cause I'm drawn straight to you."
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TimLynn
Lore Master
"Theres only one way to settle this, lets get a lion high off its tits" - Skype 31JAN2014
Posts: 184
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Post by TimLynn on Oct 21, 2013 21:53:27 GMT
"Are you an escape pod? Cause I'd like to be inside you for two minutes" or "Are you a singularity? Cause I'm drawn straight to you." Hail to the bloody king
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Post by faithskirata on Oct 21, 2013 22:03:51 GMT
An old classic. "Are you a Syndicate nuclear operative? Because you're THE BOMB!"
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Dr. Carver
Donator
"It takes surgical precision to sever a jugular before they notice" -Agent Darko, Senior Field Agent
Posts: 280
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Post by Dr. Carver on Oct 21, 2013 22:30:06 GMT
"Are you an Arcade Machine, because I could play with you all day" or "You must be a botanist because your giving me wood already"
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Post by nikolaithebeast on Oct 22, 2013 4:37:32 GMT
Can I put my laser rifle in your holster.
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Dr. Carver
Donator
"It takes surgical precision to sever a jugular before they notice" -Agent Darko, Senior Field Agent
Posts: 280
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Post by Dr. Carver on Oct 22, 2013 9:03:48 GMT
"You must be a Tool, because I could screw with you all night"
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TimLynn
Lore Master
"Theres only one way to settle this, lets get a lion high off its tits" - Skype 31JAN2014
Posts: 184
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Post by TimLynn on Oct 22, 2013 17:27:20 GMT
Max is the winner!
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Oct 24, 2013 1:30:28 GMT
"Are you a plasma fire? Because you sure are making me hot." "My love for you is like rad-storm induced vomit; I just can't hold it in."
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Post by danmageddon on Oct 30, 2013 13:23:30 GMT
"Are you a singularity? Because you're huge, dangerous, and I threw up after being near you."
"An I-On-You storm is passing through the area. Please report any mutations."
I suck at these.
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Oswalius
Surgeon
A true 2D spessman
Posts: 93
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Post by Oswalius on Nov 5, 2013 18:11:46 GMT
"Your ass is like a pair insulated gloves: the desire to grab it is overwhelming." "Is there a breach in here, or is it just you taking my breath away?" "That's a nice looking jumpsuit you're wearing. Of course, I think it would look better on the floor in a dorm room" "I think I need go to medbay, because I'm absolutely crazy for you"
And here's some I thought of for specific jobs/departments
Research Director "Want to know why Toxins always catches fire? It's because I'm so hot." "How about we make like Llamar and suck face?"
Xenobiologist "Mind if I study your anatomy?" "You must be an extraterrestrial species, because your body's out of this world"
Security "I bet I'll have you under arrest for indecent exposure in 10 minutes."
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Nov 5, 2013 19:15:02 GMT
Geneticist, after discovering x-ray vision: "I'm undressing you with my eyes right now."
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Post by breadite on Nov 7, 2013 6:11:08 GMT
Geneticist, after discovering x-ray vision: "I'm undressing you with my eyes right now." That is the only thing I'll ever do with x-ray vision now...
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mrimatool
Lore Developer
Your guy, Toolio <3
Posts: 703
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Post by mrimatool on Nov 8, 2013 4:58:19 GMT
Nov 7, 2013 6:11:08 GMT breadite said:Nov 5, 2013 19:15:02 GMT Rusty Shackleford said:Geneticist, after discovering x-ray vision:"I'm undressing you with my eyes right now."That is the only thing I'll ever do with x-ray vision now...It's how Rusty's geneticist Character met her sociopathic boyfriend.
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