farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Nov 14, 2013 22:03:39 GMT
"Does this syringe smell like chloral hydrate to you?"
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Post by tuiee on Dec 2, 2013 9:39:34 GMT
"Do you feel some SSD coming on? Because I'd like to take you to the dorms." EDIT: 200th post, dudes! PARTYYY!
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Dec 2, 2013 15:33:58 GMT
200th post? THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
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Oswalius
Surgeon
A true 2D spessman
Posts: 93
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Post by Oswalius on Dec 2, 2013 16:57:09 GMT
"You must have telekinesis, because you're turning on the energy sword in my pocket"
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Jan 13, 2014 12:14:58 GMT
FUCKING BUMP.
Let the skeeziness that is this thread BEGIN ANEW.
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Jan 13, 2014 19:25:09 GMT
"You're so hot that I think I'm going to need some kelotane."
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Post by balegrim on Jan 13, 2014 23:34:22 GMT
"Hey baby, forget the the super matter engine. What do you say you and I combine to make a singularity?"
"You must be a nuke operative, because you're blowing me away."
"Know what EVA spells backwards? Sex. With me."
"Are you slippery when wet? Because I'm falling for you right now."
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Post by Mewoykyinuis on Jan 14, 2014 0:28:37 GMT
"Hey baby, wanna get banned?"
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Post by balegrim on Jan 14, 2014 1:28:05 GMT
"Is it just me, or do we have some working chemistry?"
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Dr. Carver
Donator
"It takes surgical precision to sever a jugular before they notice" -Agent Darko, Senior Field Agent
Posts: 280
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Post by Dr. Carver on Jan 14, 2014 2:20:36 GMT
"Quick, get me some Dexalin! You just took my breath away"
"Are you an assistant? Because I just want to violate you with a wrench"
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Jan 14, 2014 18:00:33 GMT
"You must have turned on some kind of unspeakably horrible artifact, because you're making me crazy."
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farcry11
Moderator
God Emperor of Pleb Kind
Strictly Platonic
Posts: 1,347
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Post by farcry11 on Jul 27, 2014 23:08:33 GMT
I'm bringing it back. Again.
POOOST
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Jul 27, 2014 23:47:02 GMT
"Hey I heard the station is crumbling and everyone's about to die. Wanna' do it?" The sad part is, that is so true...
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Post by forgottentraveller on Jul 28, 2014 0:08:19 GMT
To a male security member. "Are you a straight shooter or does it curve?" and the follow up. "My range is always open for you to have a little practice."
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incognitojesus
Chief Engineer
Certified Super Model
I need to re-learn how to sleep.
Posts: 208
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Post by incognitojesus on Jul 28, 2014 1:18:56 GMT
"I'd love to spend some time with you penned up in my lab as I force you to breed with other of your kind and then I'll take your children and use them for jim-jam to put on my bread."
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Post by nikolaithebeast on Jul 28, 2014 1:31:15 GMT
Let's revive this thread.
I've got a beaker of hyperzine and a medical bed with our names on it.
You'll find my energy sword isn't the only thing that can lengthen so grandly.
Let's go make a virtual mess in the holo deck.
Is that a hardsuit or are you just happy to see me?
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Jul 28, 2014 2:48:29 GMT
"Hey baby, are you an AI? Because I want to get you alone in your chamber."
"Uh uh uh, that ain't no stun baton you're feelin'..."
"I guess you can call me a dionea, because I've got wood."
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Jul 28, 2014 3:23:34 GMT
"You like my prosthetic? You know, that's not the only advance limb I have."
"Someone call the ERT because this is one fire we can't put out."
"Want to know the secret as to why I get my own bathroom from the crew?"
"Let me show you the true purpose of these shutters in my office."
"If that fire axe is the complaints department, then you must be the fire extinguisher to douse the heat."
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bluesp34r
Moderator
Tsundere
Such a tsundere
Posts: 509
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Post by bluesp34r on Jul 28, 2014 3:26:19 GMT
Do I need to talk to the HoP about getting your access on my ID card?
AI? Can you open her secure storage?
You know...I heard an emagged autolathe can produce condoms...
Hey baby, what's your flavor text?
...Well damn. I'd break into the bar storage to get my hands on that shotgun...
Wanna head down to the Operating Room? I'd love to get my tools inside of you...(Awake, of course)
Woah! Call the shuttle! We got...a real emergency here...
Even though I'm only an assistant...could you give me...head access?
I'd take a toolbox to the face for you any day.
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Jul 28, 2014 3:44:52 GMT
"As someone who is proficient in chemistry, I can safely say you plus me equals fun times."
"My captain's log isn't the only thing I update regularly."
"How about these Dionea grow these plants, while you grow my plant."
"I've got a cocktail for love right here for you. Both a solid and liquid."
"If Nar'sie had an opposition, you would be it."
"Hey, I thought angels had wings? Or are you a naughty angel?"
"My kind are honourable in many ways. We indeed can be very.. Generousss.."
"Let uss sse our compatability ratess.. This's iss a ressearch vessel."
"What am I packing? ~A whole new world~.. ~A- (No! Bad! Stab!)
"Want to play a game of finding Nemo? You can start at the deep end."
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