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Post by skop on Apr 3, 2014 1:27:39 GMT
so this is a thing I had based off the traitor round Allyra had a few minutes ago, the prequel.
Tanya Pone glares at Allyra, leaning on the wall made of white clouds. "God dammit Allyra, you're not doing a god damn contract." The minty coloured unicorn kicks her rear legs and sticks her tongue out. "But I am good and can do it. It is not hard to take a hand teleporter because Emily always does it." Tanya rolls her eyes and snaps her fingers, a cigar appearing her hands. She pulls a golden zippo out of her pocket, lighting the cigar with a green flame and crosses her arms. "I'm not letting you do a damn contract, you'll kill us all!" The unicorn jumps onto a blue bed with a blanket made out of cotton fluff. She rolls around on it for a few seconds, pondering for a response then nods. "But you haven't done a contract and NT likes me better because I don't stab bald people." Allyra nods, crossing her front legs. Tanya pops her cigar into her mouth, some blood vessels visible on her forehead. She jumps out of the window, mumbling something about unicorns.
"But she said I can't do it and thats bad! I can easily take a hand teleporter without no one noticing! And the guards never search me after we transfer!" Allyra pouts, staring at an Angel with blue hair and blue wings, with a black robe. "Well I think she's right, I don't want you doing a contract without a partner! Do you know how many times Carlos has tried taking advantage of you?? What if you accidentally drop it??" The angel sighs, pulling some weeds out of a green hydroponics tray. "Ashlee, I'm not bad at that! I always go into research without permission and no one catches me!" Allyra nods again, making a light growl. "Allyra, you should go to bed, we have work tomorrow and it's your turn."
A man in a red and black suit sitting at a booth waves over to Allyra, two cups of tea are sitting on the table with a newspaper. Allyra walks to the man, nodding to him as she sits down, knocking several crumbs off her jumpsuit. "Hi." She nods to him and smiles. The man smiles back and lifts his newspaper, five thousand credits hidden under it. "I take it there will be no complications, correct?" Allyra lifts up her tea, takes a sip and puts the cup over the credit chip, sliding it over to herself, covering any visible part of it with her hand. "It will be good and I will have it." The man claps twice and smiles. "Your uplink will have the same code as last time, I will see you in five hours, Miss pone." Allyra nods and walks to the transfer shuttle, pocking her cash with one hand, looking at her PDA with the other. "It will be good."
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Post by nebulaflare on Apr 3, 2014 4:09:57 GMT
Rose: Wow....Pone's more crazy than we are....
Thorns: Why do you still call us crazy?
Rose: Because...I talk to myself? To you, rather.
Thorns: Is that a crime?
Rose: Shut up, Thorns.
Thorns: I'm just saying~
Rose: *sighs* Don't make me take the pills again.
Thorns: I'm not making you do anything. And you worry too much.
Rose: Hello!? Our last mission, you nearly got us caught! We could've been killed! Or worse!
Thorns: and yet we didn't. We're awesome.
Rose: ...
Thorns: Gonna tell me to shut up?
Rose: Yes.
Thorns: Hey, at least I look good in a mafia trenchcoat, or tanktop with cargo pants. That's not to say you don't look half bad in an agent's jumpsuit, or the Head of Security uniform.
Rose: *sighs*
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skop
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Post by skop on Apr 3, 2014 5:40:14 GMT
dat. More pone insanity in ze future
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Post by tuiee on Apr 3, 2014 17:38:45 GMT
So, wait... are Tanya, Ashlee, and Allyra the same person?
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Apr 3, 2014 18:36:56 GMT
EVERYONE IS RUSTY
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skop
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Post by skop on Apr 3, 2014 20:56:46 GMT
So, wait... are Tanya, Ashlee, and Allyra the same person? I honestly thought everyone knew this and it was common knowledge >_>
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Post by tuiee on Apr 3, 2014 22:06:55 GMT
So, wait... are Tanya, Ashlee, and Allyra the same person? I honestly thought everyone knew this and it was common knowledge >_> Um, I don't interact with them too much, and I'm becoming notorious for picking up on things really late... So yeah, this is probably common knowledge. I just ain't a smart man.
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Post by farcry11 on Apr 3, 2014 22:26:58 GMT
I thought they were sisters :/
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skop
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Post by skop on Apr 3, 2014 23:34:15 GMT
I thought they were sisters :/ Whyyyy
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Post by pkisbest on Apr 4, 2014 5:27:08 GMT
They are one and the same? GOD DAMNIT SKOP WHY U NO TELL US EARLIER RAWR. On another note all pones regardless of being the same person or not are crazy and slightly insane
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Post by gollee on Apr 4, 2014 5:27:49 GMT
I thought they were sisters :/ Same, since they don't look like the same person.
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Post by sgtsammac on Apr 4, 2014 5:58:53 GMT
So, wait... are Tanya, Ashlee, and Allyra the same person? I honestly thought everyone knew this and it was common knowledge >_> I really isn't common knowledge..... I sure as heck didn't know.... I thought they were sisters. -.-
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Post by Mewoykyinuis on Apr 4, 2014 6:02:27 GMT
I didn't know we could post pone on the forums.
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Post by Rusty Shackleford on Apr 4, 2014 10:10:49 GMT
Hue.
But yeah, I thought they were just related.
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Post by nebulaflare on Apr 4, 2014 11:46:05 GMT
I didn't know either, until one round she switched from Tanya Pone to Ashlee Pone. Was quite surprised. I also thought they were all sisters.
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Post by Covert0ddity on Apr 4, 2014 17:57:38 GMT
I thought they were all sisters as well. Maybe i'm just stupid, but I never picked up that they were the same person. With the different haircolours and stuff.
This also explains why all the Pone's hate Selvion. Okay.
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skop
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Post by skop on Apr 5, 2014 4:42:28 GMT
Jade leans back into the chair, letting her hair hang as she stares at the ceiling. The officer emits a relaxing temperature as she fiddles with a pen, just waiting for a person to ask for access or even loose an ID. She sighs as she lifts her head, looking through both ends of the hallway, running her hand through her blond hair. A girl who looks exactly like her, except with black hair and wearing a grey jumpsuit appears behind her.
"Hey Jade. Hey Jade. DAMMIT JADE! LISTEN TO ME!" Jade spins her chair around and punches the girl in the face. "God damnit Tanya, I'm trying to work!" Tanya staggers back and laughs, leaning on the plasteel wall, looking her up and down. "Dammit Jade, you're not even working. Go break Felix's legs or something. Ooh, I know. Go play with telescience with Emily, that's always fun!" Jade rolls her eyes and looks at both ends of the hallway again. "Tanya, this isn't a game. You and Allyra spaced yourselves four times. Each! That's not good! It's not a record! You almost killed us!"
She lays back in her chair and closes her eyes, her eye lids shift to pink, she opens them and glances at her hands, covered in bright pink scales with sharp looking claws. "Hey Jade. Hey Jade. Jade. Hey Jade." Jade slashes Tanya's face with her claws, turns around and whips her with a smooth, heavy tail which trips Tanya. "I'm not in the mood for your shit, Tanya! What the hell do you even want?" Tanya pulls out a giant slab of meat in the shape of a tree and holds it infront of Jade. "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen, Allyra made it. I'm not questioning how but It's a tree made out of meat. Jade, do y-" Jade wraps an arm around Tanya's back, kicks her legs out, tripping her again and smashes her tail on her ribs. "You have no idea how annoying you've been since we got out of the mental institution!" Tanya shrugs it off and gets back up, materializing a chair under her butt. "It's not my fault, I'm bored as hell since you've banned me from using the body. I just want to murder another person who breaks into my house!" Jade's expression changes to shock. "Tanya, that's why we were in there in the first place!" Tanya crosses her arms, "No. It was because I had no bleach." Jade flails her arms up and down. "Tanya!" Tanya tilts her head. "What?" Jade growls and puts a gag and straight jacket on Tanya, and then walks away in frustration. "You know this doesn't stop me from talking!"
Jade slumps on the bar, holding a glass of beer with the faint aroma of lime, looking up at Kaylee. "Miss? Ya okay?" Jade groans, sipping her lime beer. "Tanya's annoying the hell out of me, and -" There is a bang. A few seconds later, another bang. Jade peeks at the window and sees an assistant smashing a window with an oxygen tank. She groans and walks out of the bar, drawing two energy pistols and aims both of them at him. "I'm not in the mood for your shit today."
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Post by skop on Apr 10, 2014 18:38:23 GMT
Ashlee sighs as she stares at her computer, her chin leaning on the desk. A picture of young officer; Hawk Silver stone is covering the majority of the screen. "We have the cutest security team..." She mumbles, scrolls down the page, several smaller pictures of him while playing with her long, blue hair in her other hand. The page stops moving at one picture of Hawk in a warden's suit. A pink dragon with blond hair appears behind her, with her arms crossed. "You aren't planning on joining the security team, are you?" Ashlee quickly spins her chair to face Jade, blushing. "M-maybe! All you have to do is stand near busy hallways, and look cute!" Jade sighs and leans on the table behind her. "This'll be fun to watch."
Air rushes past Ashlee's face as she runs after a Allyra, gripping her baton in one hand, a taser in her other. Allyra gallops ahead, occasionally looking back at the angel, who is struggling to keep up. She kicks a tree with her back legs when she gains enough distance, knocking down enough apples to make anyone slip and then returns to fleeing. "W-wait!" The angel slips, falling face first as her baton lands on her back, stunning her while her taser lands next to her head, unloading all the electrodes directly into her. "A-a-a-l-l-y-ra! We do-n-n't h-h-h-a-v-e t-t-rees on a-a s-station!" Allyra stops running and slowly walks towards Ashlee, staring at her convulse from excessive electrocution. "Okay, you are good." Ashlee screams as she watches Allyra approach her, only being able to let out a scream before everything goes dark. Allyra simply nods and then lays down, falling asleep instantly.
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Post by nebulaflare on Apr 11, 2014 0:19:44 GMT
"M-maybe! All you have to do is stand near busy hallways, and look cute!" And track down sleeper agents, fight nuclear operatives, be prey for changelings, get shot by revolutionists, magic blasted by wizards, face down the grey tide, let namecallers hate on you, and do it all with a professional smile on your face!!
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Post by skop on Apr 11, 2014 1:28:56 GMT
"M-maybe! All you have to do is stand near busy hallways, and look cute!" And track down sleeper agents, fight nuclear operatives, be prey for changelings, get shot by revolutionists, magic blasted by wizards, face down the grey tide, let namecallers hate on you, and do it all with a professional smile on your face!! Ahaha, Ashlee would probably just try to seduce her way out of it
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