LOOC: NebulaFlare: " Is Jace Evans really a stripper?"
VOID (AI) [145.9] states, "Nanotrasen records indicate you are married. records also indicate you are overly close to several females abord the station. If any inapropriate relations ensue TIM will be forced to remove your Johnson.
Pink Enter (Chef) [145.9] shouts, "I sure am glad I do not understand a quarter of that!"
MetaTron (Cyborg) [145.9] states, "it means if the captain cheats his dick is going to be chopped off"