Fun Facts About...Well, Ourselves!

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I am 23 years old. I work the night shift as a security guard for a local college. I never went to college so this is the best I can do for now.

I have what some may call an... unhealthy obsession with firearms. I say fuck those people. As of yesterday I own 22 guns in total, varied between pistols both semiautomatic and single action, rifles both semiautomatic and bolt action, and shotguns, both semiautomatic and pump.

I have been diagnosed with paranoid personality disorder and antisocial tendencies. However, I don't take meds because I am afraid of ending up like one of my cousins, who developed schizophrenia shortly after beginning a medication routine.

I am a neapolitan mix of ethnicities and nationalities. I am hispanic, due to a Peruvian mother and Mexican relatives. I am part black, due to Haitian relatives. I am part white, with ties to Nebraskan farmers, French aristocrats, and Polish factory workers. I guess you could also say that I have some native american in me, because my mother has a lot of Inca blood in her. And you could say asian too, or more specifically, Indian, due to the Haitian relatives being Indohaitians. However, I do not identify with any particular group.

I happen to be the only person in the world (or at least the United States) with my name. The only other person I could find with my name is my great-great grandfather who died in Haiti 82 years ago. As such, I don't think I'll ever reveal it online.

Though I'm a gun nut, I'm actually rather cowardly in real life, which is the reason why I never joined the army.

I live in southwest Florida (that's all you're going to get, people with access to satellite imaging!) and to all those people that say Florida sucks, I am going to find you and tentacle you in your sleep.

I live with a roommate. He is a Filipino who also happens to enjoy firearms and has a flair for restoring arcade machines. We get along okay.

I'm Rusty Shackleford online because when I first watched King of the Hill, I identified with Dale's character and his desire to remain anonymous in interactions with people he didn't know personally.

I'm an avid reader, and I've been once since I was a little kid. I actually cleared out most of the fiction section in the library in the town where I grew up. I have read the works of most of the greats of literature, and I prefer science fiction and dystopian novels.

When I was finally convinced to sign up for Skype, I actually had a panic attack and went outside with a loaded pistol to patrol the exterior of my home. I think I've made a lot of progress since then with my paranoia.

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