The 7 Stages of Online Competitive Multiplayer
Jul 10, 2014 19:58:31 GMT
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Post by Mr. Majestic on Jul 10, 2014 19:58:31 GMT
So, with some of Majestic's time off from PC (his one broke... Remember?) He has been doing a bit of Xbox live play (something he HASN'T done in a long LONG time). Majestic then realised something, and decided to consolidate it into a thread for information purposes.
The 7 Stages of Online Competitive Multiplayer:
Stage 1: Excitment
The stage where you have just started playing with other homo sapiens instead of predicatble, crushable, programmed bots in the campaign. You see all these players, doing their own thing, interacting, you're gonna make some new friends now! YAY!!!
Stage 2: Realising NO ONE wants to be your friend.
Okay. Understandable. They... Don't know you...? I guess...?
Stage 3: Getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter of "Lol, n00b"
You just started playing. You know nothing about this realm of the game. Remember that one mission in single player you thought was super duper hard? And you barely got through it without breaking the keyboard/controller over the 3 week period it took you? Yea. That looks like heaven right now. Because this... This is hell.
Stage 4: Acceptance
Well yea. You're new. OF COURSE you're gonna struggle in the beginning. You're a level one newspawn entering the world of veterans. Everyone goes through this.
Stage 5: Anger
What?! FUCKING LAG. I like totally shot that bitch in the head... 3 FUCKING TIMES. This is bullshit. *mic on* "Hey. HEY YOU. Yea, fucker who just inevitably has more skill than me but I'm too much of a jackass to admit it and I'm super pissed that you kicked my ass in a virtual tool for enjoyment... Yea... You... I fucked your mom" *mic off* Hehe... That'll sho- WHAT?! I WAS RELOADING YOU SONFAAAAARRRRCCGHJKJNBGBB.
Stage 6: Depression
Maybe you just suck at gaming... Maybe... Maybe you shouldn't play anymore...? This is the stage where you've decided you've had enough of these fucking 13 year olds that just kick your ass. You switch off the PC/console in the middle of a game because "Fuckit... I. Am. Done."
Stage 7: Ohhhhh I haven't played this in a while... Excitement.
The 7 Stages of Online Competitive Multiplayer:
Stage 1: Excitment
The stage where you have just started playing with other homo sapiens instead of predicatble, crushable, programmed bots in the campaign. You see all these players, doing their own thing, interacting, you're gonna make some new friends now! YAY!!!
Stage 2: Realising NO ONE wants to be your friend.
Okay. Understandable. They... Don't know you...? I guess...?
Stage 3: Getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter of "Lol, n00b"
You just started playing. You know nothing about this realm of the game. Remember that one mission in single player you thought was super duper hard? And you barely got through it without breaking the keyboard/controller over the 3 week period it took you? Yea. That looks like heaven right now. Because this... This is hell.
Stage 4: Acceptance
Well yea. You're new. OF COURSE you're gonna struggle in the beginning. You're a level one newspawn entering the world of veterans. Everyone goes through this.
Stage 5: Anger
What?! FUCKING LAG. I like totally shot that bitch in the head... 3 FUCKING TIMES. This is bullshit. *mic on* "Hey. HEY YOU. Yea, fucker who just inevitably has more skill than me but I'm too much of a jackass to admit it and I'm super pissed that you kicked my ass in a virtual tool for enjoyment... Yea... You... I fucked your mom" *mic off* Hehe... That'll sho- WHAT?! I WAS RELOADING YOU SONFAAAAARRRRCCGHJKJNBGBB.
Stage 6: Depression
Maybe you just suck at gaming... Maybe... Maybe you shouldn't play anymore...? This is the stage where you've decided you've had enough of these fucking 13 year olds that just kick your ass. You switch off the PC/console in the middle of a game because "Fuckit... I. Am. Done."
Stage 7: Ohhhhh I haven't played this in a while... Excitement.
