Halo's Ultimate Guide to Best RP
Apr 30, 2014 20:47:04 GMT
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Post by halorocks22 on Apr 30, 2014 20:47:04 GMT
Halo's Ultimate Guide to Best RP
Hello. As some of you may know, I'm halorocks22, the best roleplayer on the entire server. I'm also the most brutal and efficient robuster, I possess the best English skills out of anyone (especially on OOC), and to top it all off I'm the smarterest man on Aurora. Don't beat yourself up because you feel hopelessly inferior, however. Lucky for you, I'm here with my guide to help you on how to roleplay almost as good as me.
Step Uno (that's probably japonese or sumthing for one) to becoming a best RPer
First, you must create a character that is unlike anything the world has ever seen before. He has to be strong, he has to be fast, he has to be courageous, and most importantly of all... he MUST be bald. I know what you're probably thinking. "Bald? But my character will look so ugly!" Snap out of it, that's crazy talk. Baldness is a gift, not a curse. It gives you fearlessness and a willingness to do anything you want. Being bald is probably the most important factor of being a best RPer. Once you have created your champion, it is up to you to assert dominance over your peers by yelling on the comms and doodling rude things onto the floor with crayon.
Step Two on your holy pilgrimage to becoming a best RPer
By this point, you should have created your champion and established a foothold on the server. You are well on your way to becoming a best RPer. However, your job here is not done. Your next step is to further establish your foothold by being robust. What is robusting, you may ask? Robusting is an art. It involves being engaged in glorious combat to show that you are KING. To be robust, you must find some weapons and teach the common plebs of the station to fear you, to let them know YOU ARE THE LAW. This is not an easy task, however. Security, your mortal enemy, will attempt to stop you. A good thing to do when you're being arrested is to scream over the comms that you demand a trial and that you're being unlawfully held. Over time, your weapons will probably get dirty. However, you should never, EVER wash the stains of your enemies from your weapon. The blood will serve as a warning to others to not defy you.
Step 3 - The Final
If you've made it this far, congratulations! You have shown that you are capable of learning Halo-jitsu and that soon you will be able to master the art and become a best RPer. There is one final, important thing for you to complete, however. You must show your superiority over everyone outside of your character by speaking well thought-out, articulate, intelligent sentences in OOC. Although it is impossible for anyone to surpass my genius in OOC, you shouldn't give up because you may be able to crudely replicate me. To help you, here is an example of what you could say in OOC:
OOC: bestrperacolyte: yolo am best rper (secund 2 halo) of servar pls gibe me perma antag
If you've completed all these steps, you've done it. You are now able to declare yourself as a member of the elite; the very pinnacle, of what this server has to offer. I give you my blessing. Go, now. There is much work to be completed. We must spread our teachings throughout the galaxy.
Disclaimer: This guide may not be completely accurate and serves only as entertainment. This guide is banned in 27 different countries.