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Post by Depandio on Jul 26, 2014 5:52:48 GMT
We should have a Compliment Bot that dispenses one of these lines at random every minute or so.
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Mr. Majestic
Developer
Majestic is the name, majestic is the game.
Posts: 485
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Post by Mr. Majestic on Jul 26, 2014 15:18:58 GMT
Hurhurhur, yes. We need this bot. And when it's emagged:
I feel like celebrating today, because todays the day you die! I was hoping you'd come round, I need a good laugh! I sensed your presense before you even arrived...What did you eat! My favourite things are music and sunshine and love! And death. You now what I like most about people? They die Seeing you brings back memories...of wanting my eyes gouged out! I'm not like those mean robots. I'm a million times worse. Haha! You're funny! But looks aren't everything! It's a great day to be alive! And a better day to kill. I like to think about puppies! About slowly slowly crushing them. I cant decide whether I like your looks or your personality better. Its like comparing mud to sewage! Come over here and die. Those are nice shoes... But don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them? You're the scariest thing Ive seen since... Since that mouse that ran by ten minutes ago. Sometimes I just want someone to talk to... And sometimes I just want someone to kick in the crotch! I can help you find what you're looking for, step one: Pull your head out of your arse! I think your baton might be bent, oh no wait! THATS YOU! You seem like a nice person. I kill nice people you know! Oh I didn't see you there... How's it like being so insignificant? Sure is a beautiful day... Except where you're standing! I'd like to come over to your place to have some tea. And then I'll have your mum! You're the embodiment of pure ugly. Ask me if I give a toss! Excuse me, do you have the time? To get stuffed! I'd like to get to know someone like you... And drown them. We could have been best friends... If I liked people with an arse for a face! I've said it before and Ill say it again...I hate you. That skin, not a lot of people could pull that off...Id like to pull it off! Come Here! You look, ah, familiar.. Oh I remember, you look like this girlie I used to shag!! Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die? You stink you mongrel! You remind me of an old friend. He was a twit... Just like YOU! If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets... Like that Im going to set you on fire. If it were up to me nobody would get sick. They'd just die, starting with you! Dogs are noble, loyal and faithful... Right tasty too! The eyes are a window to the soul... So yours must be repulsive.. You.. Uhh... Really have your mother's looks... Ewgh... (Credit to the gnomes of albion for above insults) I once met a fellow like you. I killed him. Why, what a big nose you have. Do you smell as bad to yourself as to everyone around you? Work harder. You aren't being paid to sit around and be ugly. Stop being a lazy arse. Just be a arse. I love your hair. Can I drench it in welder fluid and light it? Is that your natural skin colour? Or was MJ a role model for you? Don't track crap in here! Oh wait. That's just your natural essence. Biologicals. So fragile. Such short life spans. Pathetic. I went to a zoo once. How'd you get out of your cage? Did you know there's a planet where no one wages any wars? They must be dumb as you. You know what I always say: "Show me a robot with half it's intelligence taken away, and I'll show you the equivalent of a smart human." I once had a conversation with a statue. He displayed double the wits you are even capable of imagining yourself with. Hello there! How's your day? Mine is horrible, now that you've arrived. You make dying sound like such a relief. If you are the spectacle of intelligence for your species... I say we need more mental rehabilitation facilities. Bloody hell. You. Are. Ugly. Hey. Look down. Tell me, can you see your feet? If you were drifting in space I'm sure Nanotrasen would come around and claim you as a new planet. I never thought I'd ever meet anyone ugly than this one woman I met... Then I met her child: You. If jumping into the void of space means being able to get you out of my sight, then HELLO STARS. I once had a human tell me I was mean. He died. Well, look at that one. Is this what they are filling the high tech research facilities with nowadays? They sure have lowered their standards. Is that hair? Coming out of your ears? Why don't you slip into something a bit more comfortable. Like a coma. There are countless particles in this vast universe for us to observe... Somehow your mother found all the ugly ones and put them into you. Sometimes I wonder if life is worth living. Then I remember I still want to drown you in my own piss. I don't know what gods you believe in. But if I were up there- I'd have given up in you long ago. You ugly specimen, you. I guess you could say you are fat enough to alter the gravitational force of a star. Did you hear? Nanotrasen scientists have invented a new chemical that makes people attractive. I don't think there exists enough in this known universe to help you, though.
And, I have many more. But I am a lazy guy. So there.
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mrimatool
Lore Developer
Your guy, Toolio <3
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Post by mrimatool on Jul 26, 2014 15:29:49 GMT
Majestic... Those are fucking awesome.. make a suggestion thread NOW NOW NOW!!!
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Mr. Majestic
Developer
Majestic is the name, majestic is the game.
Posts: 485
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Post by Mr. Majestic on Jul 26, 2014 16:04:22 GMT
Dunnity.
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bluesp34r
Moderator
Tsundere
Such a tsundere
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Post by bluesp34r on Jul 26, 2014 16:45:47 GMT
That. Was. Amazing.
SKULL WE NEED THIS!
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Post by moom241 on Jul 26, 2014 22:32:13 GMT
I'm not saying I'm jealous, but if I don't get those compliments I'm quitting for a week again.
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Mr. Majestic
Developer
Majestic is the name, majestic is the game.
Posts: 485
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Post by Mr. Majestic on Jul 26, 2014 23:31:58 GMT
Would you like your own personal list of insults?~
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Post by moom241 on Jul 26, 2014 23:45:12 GMT
Go crazy majestic. But I warn you, there will be threat of consequences!
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bluesp34r
Moderator
Tsundere
Such a tsundere
Posts: 509
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Post by bluesp34r on Jul 27, 2014 0:18:19 GMT
No! Insult me!
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Post by moom241 on Jul 27, 2014 0:32:33 GMT
Get in line!
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Post by PumpkingSlice on Jul 27, 2014 0:38:10 GMT
That's what Blue says about Clewett.
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bluesp34r
Moderator
Tsundere
Such a tsundere
Posts: 509
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Post by bluesp34r on Jul 27, 2014 0:44:37 GMT
And nobody ever gets in line.
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Post by nikolaithebeast on Jul 28, 2014 2:58:14 GMT
I geniunely confused by this thread. I am lacking in any words that I have.
Are we just jerking off about things? Cause I can do that.
I am ever presently amused by attempting to slowly drive Skull insane, and his lack of banning me pleases me greatly. That, and he's a cool guy. Mostly. I don't like the whole "undying Lich bent on world domination" thing, but it's just a small quirk.
did I do this right? I don't even.
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Post by moom241 on Jul 28, 2014 3:29:15 GMT
It doesn't matter. Post what you want. It's not anyone is stopping anyone in this thread.
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bluesp34r
Moderator
Tsundere
Such a tsundere
Posts: 509
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Post by bluesp34r on Jul 28, 2014 3:31:13 GMT
It doesn't matter. Post what you want. It's not anyone is stopping anyone in this thread. That's because we're going nowhere.
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Post by moom241 on Jul 28, 2014 3:52:12 GMT
It doesn't matter. Post what you want. It's not anyone is stopping anyone in this thread. That's because we're going nowhere. That is everyone's fault but mine. Promise.
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Post by hivefleetchicken on Jul 29, 2014 8:24:22 GMT
Man, this blew up in the week that I was gone.
Moom, I would try to hug you to comfort you from all of these mean people, but you're too fucking fat.
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Post by hivefleetchicken on Jul 29, 2014 8:24:36 GMT
Think I did it right this time.
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mirkoloio
Quartermaster
our prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
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Post by mirkoloio on Jul 29, 2014 13:15:14 GMT
*looks into the thread.* *shakes his head, closes the browser and does 3848485758 hard facepalms*
You guys got.proplems. Oh And btw. I won't be playing for a.rather long time now.
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Mr. Majestic
Developer
Majestic is the name, majestic is the game.
Posts: 485
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Post by Mr. Majestic on Jul 29, 2014 13:15:36 GMT
Don't worry moom. You aren't fat. Hive can't get his arms around you because his arm flab prevents him from doing so.
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