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Post by Mewoykyinuis on May 12, 2014 18:40:06 GMT
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "David Koresh, Chaplain, has arrived on the station."
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Post by pkisbest on May 12, 2014 20:58:25 GMT
[145.9] says, "HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP"
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Post by deatacita on May 13, 2014 0:06:16 GMT
Let's avoid Aurora specific ones shall we? Adding these to a collection
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Post by spudmaniac on May 13, 2014 3:06:02 GMT
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Jake Winston, Scientist, has arrived on the station."
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gollee
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Post by gollee on May 13, 2014 5:54:44 GMT
"That is a nice view, but I don't remember a window being there."
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Post by PumpkingSlice on May 13, 2014 15:13:02 GMT
"Janitor! Put down wet floor signs!"
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Post by echotango23 on May 14, 2014 21:56:45 GMT
"Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Felix Solano, Medical Doctor, has arrived on the station."
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bluesp34r
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Such a tsundere
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Post by bluesp34r on May 15, 2014 3:44:03 GMT
"Bah, we don't need no stupid windows to enjoy the view of the stars!"
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witt
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The Banker
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Post by witt on May 15, 2014 4:31:59 GMT
"Releasing best friend gas." (best friend glass is N2O for those who don't know)
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farcry11
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Strictly Platonic
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Post by farcry11 on May 15, 2014 4:48:05 GMT
"PIRATES OFF THE PORT BOW!"
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Post by forgottentraveller on May 15, 2014 5:56:09 GMT
As Pkisbest put it. With the usual responses.
Mr NoSensors: [General]"Hhhheeellp!"
Nurse Good: [Medical] "He has no sensors."
Nurse Good: [General] "Where are you?"
Nurse Good: [General] "How are you hurt?"
Mr NoSensors: [General]"Hhhheeellp! Help me please, I am hurt and I need a doctor."
Nurse Good: [General] "Where are you?"
Mr NoSensors: [General]"Hhhheeellp!"
Dr Snark: [Medical] "Very informative."
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Post by Depandio on May 18, 2014 6:01:02 GMT
"Hey, guys? This is engineering. Would you mind calling the shuttle and holding your breath for... ten minutes or so?"
"Hey, I didn't know there were spiders in this game. Just like FTL~"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "GOONSTATIONIZDOWNLOL, Captain, has arrived on the station."
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Post by King George VI on May 19, 2014 12:06:42 GMT
Staff Assistant [145.9] says, "There are guys in red space suits breaking into the bridge."
Cyrus [145.9] says, ":h Death-squad team, buckle up."
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gollee
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Post by gollee on May 19, 2014 15:32:35 GMT
"Station entering a decaying orbit."
"Commander? What did the computer just say?"
".............We are ALL fucked."
"Oh! Did they finally get around to sending up hookers?"
"Jenkins...Go play with a tennis ball for a few minutes...The adults are talking."
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Post by Depandio on May 26, 2014 7:51:51 GMT
-CLUNK-
"...The fuck was that?"
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Post by Skull132 on May 26, 2014 8:42:26 GMT
Because you, dearest employee, are expendable.
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Post by Dalekfodder on May 26, 2014 9:15:42 GMT
Central Command Internal affairs agent, "Hello sir, I heard you have a complaint, more of an issue with the captain." a chainsaw follows the statement*
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Post by nikolaithebeast on May 26, 2014 22:57:29 GMT
"Wait, was that the bicardine bottle or the polytrinic acid bottle?"
"Wait, was I suppose to be fixing your hand or cutting it off?"
"Raieed made mistake"
"That's not milk."
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bluesp34r
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Such a tsundere
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Post by bluesp34r on May 26, 2014 23:10:48 GMT
"Who's the Cindy Kate?"
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Post by Depandio on May 27, 2014 4:05:51 GMT
Priority Update from Central Command:
They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat...
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We all knew this is coming.
